Mariah Carey, Master of Disguise

CelebrityFail    Fail     Mariah Carey

So apparently in order to get back at Eminem for making a crack about her, Mariah Carey decided the only was to do it was to dress like a man. You sure taught him a lesson Mariah! The pop diva was spotted while shooting a video for her new song “Obsessed” in New York. Thank god she changed to her normal sexy self after a few takes.

Travis McCoy Saves Manila

CelebrityFail    Win     Sex, Travis McCoy

One Condom at a time!

Just yards from the local police station and a half a mile from Manila’s Super Mall, dozens of Filipino families live in inhumane conditions under the Kaybuboy Bridge. After sorting through the dozens of Publicity stunts or “services” he could provide to get more attention and help some pour soul in the process, celebrity hip-hop artist Travis McCoy decides he is going to save these people by teaching them proper condom use.

As an ever proud Angelina Jolie humanitarian fan this is what McCoy had to say:

“I came to Manila preparing to compare my experience here to South Africa, as I compared my experience in Cape Town to the US. But what I saw today cannot be compared; it can’t even be put into words. I thought I grew up poor but I didn’t know what poor was until today.“

WOW! That is brilliant. Way to go on doing something to make the world a better place. One less country with AIDS, check. I hear they need some lessons in Japan if your willing to travel.

Paris Hilton Loves Dubai

CelebrityFail    Win     Bikini, Paris Hilton

Paris has been flaunting her sexy stuff around Dubai lately, and being the bad girl that she is, got tired of not breaking the rules. The Mirror reports that:

“TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF. But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece. Brilliant. Our source says: “Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.“

Thank you Paris Hilton for officially provoking the start of World War 3. What retard gave her permission to travel to an Arab country in the first place? We all know exactly how this is going to end and what would happen before she even boarded the plane.

Anything that pisses off an Arab Nation definitely is a WIN in my book!

Daryl Hannah Goes to Jail

CelebrityFail    Fail     Daryl Hannah, jail bird

The 48-year-old celebrity (who obviously needs to lay off the facial surgery) , a NASA scientist, and their hippy group of protesters were arrested in West Virginia after blocking off a road leading to a coal processing plant in Raleigh County. Hannah’s crew was protesting mountaintop removal mining which is highly criticized for allegedly harming the environment. Apparently blowing up an entire freaking mountain makes a big nasty mess!

30 were arrested in total and booked on misdemeanor charges of obstruction and impeding traffic.

TMZ

Miley Cyrus has Some Dressing Room Fun

CelebrityFail    Fail     miley cyrus, slut

I thought Billy Ray taught his daughter better than this? When you do sexy slut photos you better make sure they don’t get out to the public. Does the ‘I want you now’ look you are giving your director leave poor little Nick Jonas out of the question?

These pictures have cause a lot of people to loose their shit including director Adam Shankman who defended the photos by posting this via his Twitter.

“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.”

It’s ok to have a bit of fun, just don’t look like a slut while doing it.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian Do a Cover Up

CelebrityFail    Fail     Khloe Kardashian, kourtney kardashian

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians girls recently filmed the main titles for their upcoming reality spinoff series, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

As you can see by the wrap around Khloe’s waist, she is clearly trying to hide her mangina by wrapping a cloth around her waist and making sure the extra baggage is well concealed. I know I am not the only one that thinks she looks like a man! At least the trannys have a committed fashion icon they can look to for inspiration.

Here are a few more pics…and one with just Kourtney to heal your newly burned pupils. Pics via Khloe Kardashian