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Jul
1

Britney Spears “Radar” Video is an Epic Fail

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Watching the latest Britney Spears video is like taking a whole backyard full of dog shit, shoveling it all into a pile, and lighting it on fire. I don’t think I will ever get over how bad this video stinks. Really, it is depressing.

Rolling Stone sums it up way better than I can. Here is what they had to say…
“The plot is eerily similar too, with the Dave Meyers-directed video essentially copycatting Madonna’s “Take A Bow” video. Instead of falling in love with a matador like the Material Girl, Spears has her eye on a polo player. While Madonna dressed the role of a distressed aristocratic senorita in the stands, Spears’ wardrobe and giant hat mirror the elite at the Kentucky Derby. Instead of montage shots of bulls, we see horses. The major difference here is that there’s a love triangle, even though none of the people involved actually seem to like each other as they stare vacantly off camera half the time. It feels like they took a 30-second commercial for one of Spears’ perfumes and turned it into a four-minute music video.” -Rolling Stone

Jun
30

Mariah Carey, Master of Disguise

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So apparently in order to get back at Eminem for making a crack about her, Mariah Carey decided the only was to do it was to dress like a man. You sure taught him a lesson Mariah! The pop diva was spotted while shooting a video for her new song “Obsessed” in New York. Thank god she changed to her normal sexy self after a few takes.


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Jun
23

Daryl Hannah Goes to Jail

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The 48-year-old celebrity (who obviously needs to lay off the facial surgery) , a NASA scientist, and their hippy group of protesters were arrested in West Virginia after blocking off a road leading to a coal processing plant in Raleigh County. Hannah’s crew was protesting mountaintop removal mining which is highly criticized for allegedly harming the environment. Apparently blowing up an entire freaking mountain makes a big nasty mess!

30 were arrested in total and booked on misdemeanor charges of obstruction and impeding traffic.

TMZ

Jun
23

Miley Cyrus has Some Dressing Room Fun

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I thought Billy Ray taught his daughter better than this? When you do sexy slut photos you better make sure they don’t get out to the public. Does the ‘I want you now’ look you are giving your director leave poor little Nick Jonas out of the question?

These pictures have cause a lot of people to loose their shit including director Adam Shankman who defended the photos by posting this via his Twitter.

“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.”

It’s ok to have a bit of fun, just don’t look like a slut while doing it.

Jun
23

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian Do a Cover Up

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The Keeping Up With the Kardashians girls recently filmed the main titles for their upcoming reality spinoff series, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

As you can see by the wrap around Khloe’s waist, she is clearly trying to hide her mangina by wrapping a cloth around her waist and making sure the extra baggage is well concealed. I know I am not the only one that thinks she looks like a man! At least the trannys have a committed fashion icon they can look to for inspiration.

Here are a few more pics…and one with just Kourtney to heal your newly burned pupils. Pics via Khloe Kardashian