Jul
8

Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

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Although her film career has taken a slow turn into the trash bin, Mina Suvari still looks smokin’ hot in the bikini pictures. Try to keep the drool inside your mouth please.

Note: Mina’s sexy body is best view from the rear.

Jul
7

Conan O’Brien “Sanford or Steele,” Skit Fails

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It’s always a great day when I finally get to rip on Conan O’Brien. Wait, I can do that even if he doesn’t fail. Whatever. In this skit Fabio was Andy’s lifeline and after the call starts it just goes straight into the shit box. Lets have a look my little friends.

Jul
3

Brad Pitt Needs a Ride

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And a good bike mechanic.

Brad Pitt’s vintage motorcycle broke down in a residential area near the Franklin Village in Los Angeles on Thursday July 2nd. A Paparazzi from x17 was following Brad and gave him a lift since he really had no other option (apparently he can’t walk long distances :P).

The ride did not go to well for mr cranky. Here’s what the photog had to say:

“Brad was a nervous wreck — he was paranoid and rude, demanding that our photog drive faster to get him home quickly. Loosen up, Mr. Pitt! We’re just regular people … you know, those humans you see when you look down from your ivory tower!” -X17

Anyways… I would already be annoyed after my bike broke down. It would be even worse to have a camera shoved in my face and some retard asking dumb questions. Ahh the life of a celebrity. You can’t even have a friendly gesture of a lift without getting bombarded.


[pics-Just Jared]

Jul
3

Angelina Jolie is Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress

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Angelina Jolie reportedly earned $27 million in the past year, $2 million more than Brad Pitt’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. Way to pick em Brad!

The “Wanted” star took home a share of the profits from the action film, as well as making some cheddar just for signing on the dotted line from her role in the upcoming spy drama “Salt”.

Jul
1

Britney Spears “Radar” Video is an Epic Fail

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Watching the latest Britney Spears video is like taking a whole backyard full of dog shit, shoveling it all into a pile, and lighting it on fire. I don’t think I will ever get over how bad this video stinks. Really, it is depressing.

Rolling Stone sums it up way better than I can. Here is what they had to say…
“The plot is eerily similar too, with the Dave Meyers-directed video essentially copycatting Madonna’s “Take A Bow” video. Instead of falling in love with a matador like the Material Girl, Spears has her eye on a polo player. While Madonna dressed the role of a distressed aristocratic senorita in the stands, Spears’ wardrobe and giant hat mirror the elite at the Kentucky Derby. Instead of montage shots of bulls, we see horses. The major difference here is that there’s a love triangle, even though none of the people involved actually seem to like each other as they stare vacantly off camera half the time. It feels like they took a 30-second commercial for one of Spears’ perfumes and turned it into a four-minute music video.” -Rolling Stone

Jun
30

Mariah Carey, Master of Disguise

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So apparently in order to get back at Eminem for making a crack about her, Mariah Carey decided the only was to do it was to dress like a man. You sure taught him a lesson Mariah! The pop diva was spotted while shooting a video for her new song “Obsessed” in New York. Thank god she changed to her normal sexy self after a few takes.


[pics – wireimage]

Jun
23

Travis McCoy Saves Manila

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One Condom at a time!

Just yards from the local police station and a half a mile from Manila’s Super Mall, dozens of Filipino families live in inhumane conditions under the Kaybuboy Bridge. After sorting through the dozens of Publicity stunts or “services” he could provide to get more attention and help some pour soul in the process, celebrity hip-hop artist Travis McCoy decides he is going to save these people by teaching them proper condom use.

As an ever proud Angelina Jolie humanitarian fan this is what McCoy had to say:

I came to Manila preparing to compare my experience here to South Africa, as I compared my experience in Cape Town to the US. But what I saw today cannot be compared; it can’t even be put into words. I thought I grew up poor but I didn’t know what poor was until today.

WOW! That is brilliant. Way to go on doing something to make the world a better place. One less country with AIDS, check. I hear they need some lessons in Japan if your willing to travel.

Jun
23

Paris Hilton Loves Dubai

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Paris has been flaunting her sexy stuff around Dubai lately, and being the bad girl that she is, got tired of not breaking the rules. The Mirror reports that:

TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF. But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece. Brilliant. Our source says: “Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.

Thank you Paris Hilton for officially provoking the start of World War 3. What retard gave her permission to travel to an Arab country in the first place? We all know exactly how this is going to end and what would happen before she even boarded the plane.

Anything that pisses off an Arab Nation definitely is a WIN in my book!

Jun
23

Daryl Hannah Goes to Jail

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The 48-year-old celebrity (who obviously needs to lay off the facial surgery) , a NASA scientist, and their hippy group of protesters were arrested in West Virginia after blocking off a road leading to a coal processing plant in Raleigh County. Hannah’s crew was protesting mountaintop removal mining which is highly criticized for allegedly harming the environment. Apparently blowing up an entire freaking mountain makes a big nasty mess!

30 were arrested in total and booked on misdemeanor charges of obstruction and impeding traffic.

TMZ

Jun
23

Miley Cyrus has Some Dressing Room Fun

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I thought Billy Ray taught his daughter better than this? When you do sexy slut photos you better make sure they don’t get out to the public. Does the ‘I want you now’ look you are giving your director leave poor little Nick Jonas out of the question?

These pictures have cause a lot of people to loose their shit including director Adam Shankman who defended the photos by posting this via his Twitter.

“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.”

It’s ok to have a bit of fun, just don’t look like a slut while doing it.